英语笑话
895　I hung him up to dry 是我把他挂起来晾干的

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a *** attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. “Mr. Smith, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.” “That was me,” Mr. Smith replied. “Who hung him up to dry.”

精神病院的主任听说他的一个病人从浴缸里救出一个要自***的病人，就重新审查一遍这个病人的病历，并且把他叫到办公室里来。“***先生，你的记录和你的英雄行为表明你已经可以回家了。唯一遗憾的是，你救的那个人后来又悬梁自尽了。”***先生说：“那是我把他挂起来晾干的。”