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1大家好乃日月神教主：任我行！英文名let me go！谁敢与我决一高下？“信不信我待会把你另一只眼也给射瞎！”“好大的口气！阁下是谁？”“在下台湾留学生Be Happy Lee小李飞刀李寻欢”2我不给睡得的 Idon't give a sleep3怎么是你，怎么老是你？How are you.How old are you?4不三不四 No three no four

1、The king is awalys lucky 王老吉2、Open water room. 开水间。

3、know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知。

4、American Chinese not enough 美中不足5、heart flower angry open 心花怒放6、go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过7、as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！8、If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条9、you me you me 彼此彼此10、seven up eight down 七上八下11、love who who 爱谁谁12、no three no four不三不四13、morning three night four 朝三暮四14、red face konw me 红颜知己15、ten three point 十三点16、no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一17、You don’t bird me, I don’t bird you.你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。

18、You ask me,I ask who？你问我，我去问谁？